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Review #5, 06/02/2006
Name: TimTotalJock:
Location: Dallas
Email: timtotaljock@aol.com
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 30''s
Height: 5''10" (178 cm) Weight: 170-180 lbs (77-82 kg) Build: Defined
Hair: Short Brown
Body Hair: Smooth Facial Hair: Smooth
Cock: Cut 7-8" (18-20 cm) Thick
Masturbation: Both Anal: Bottom
Roles: Companion Escort Massage Worship
Calls: In/Out
Rates for time only(US $): 1st=300
Date: 05/2006 Type: 1 Hour Rate: 300
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Other website Which: Rentboy
Reviewed Before? Yes Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience: I had seen Tim's profile for months (and the ass crafted by the hand of God) and finally decided to go for it, noting it was my first time with someone other than a masseur. Tim answered the phone and was very accomidating as I wanted a later appointment, i.e. at 11, then had to push back to 12:30. He was very professional and even kind about my getting stuck at dinner, but said he would only do an "in" call that late. I almost cancelled as I did not really want to have an "out" call, but since he had been so understanding and had basically stayed in an entire Friday night waiting on me, I went. Good call. I know it is a cliche, but this man is even more stunning in person than in his pictures...even his ass is more stunning - if you can believe that. Simply put, he and every aspect of his body is rightON. I was very nervous, but Tim took over and suggested a massage. While Tim will not win any massage awards anytime soon, it really did not matter as his hands and body on mine caused goose bumps.
Truly. Plus, he chatted like we did this ALL the time. I can not say it enough - his butt and legs are not to be believed. I even asked if he had ever had them photographed (for real, not hoochie on a couch profile pics) but he did not seem the least bit interested in imortalizing his "golden globes". Back to the naked part...whether Tim is on his stomach (flawless plump pillows, very little if any hair, a crack one could get addicted all naturally smooth ((or very well done)) or his back (best with his legs in a V), he is the most handsome man I have ever seen in person, print or film. He could tell I was nervous (and, quite frankly, intimidated), but he talked about his/my job like we knew each other and before I knew it, I asked to massage him.
I know I should have dived right down on his already growing unit, but I had trouble getting out the words "I know I just met you, but will you roll over and stick your cock down my throat". Once again proving life is not fair, even his skin is perfect...soft, olive/brown, a classic natural looking tan line, i.e. not one of those bright, bright glow in the dark circuit sissy white asses, not a flaw thereon and "tight" in all the right places. I asked if I could eat his ass (of course) and he said maybe on a subsequent visit. This was disappointing, but not totally unexpected as I know I would not want every unknown Tom, Dick and Harry's lickin' my hole, but he did let me stroke it. We did not kiss (or really have much body to body contact beyond the massage) and/or suck each other''s cock. That said; he let me play with his beautiful ass for a substantial period of time which I enjoy as much as sucking/fucking. To see him on his back with his arms raised (nice pits) and apparently liking what was going on was a turn on for me. But his cock is about the size of a Sharpie. Kidding.
His cock is classic cock, thick, slightly curved, with a "bigish" head and large low hanging balls which displayed on the canvas of his dark pubs. He came like a champion while I played with him. It almost looked like his cock got bigger after he shot. Like an idiot and as always, I can not come with a guy the first time I am with him. Tim did try eventhough I told him about my initially shy shooter, but my southern sensiblity precluded me from cumming. So we were done, so to speak. Could it get any better? You better believe it. I was showing Tim something related to his work on the computer and he, who I believe is not aware of how physically attractive he is, was walking around nude. His virtually hairless body, ass of asses and soft cock swinging around made me want to cry. As odd as this may sound and if we were not working on the computer it might not have never happened, but this sort of made the appointment worth while as being very visual person I will remember Tim's locker room nonchanance for many a beat off session to cum.
Obviously, I am being too laudatory and dramatic in this review and Tim might not be for everyone as aggressive as one would expect (then again, if I was Josh Dumel...), but in my opinion, as hot as Tim is, you kinda sorta forget his hotness because he does. I will hire him again and again. You should too.
Handle: WadeWeho
Submissions: First Review
You: 42, 5''9", 170 (could lose some lbs), professional, white bread southern guy. Very vanilla sexually, but enjoy massages when not dating or otherwise involved.
Review #4, 05/23/2006
Name: TimTotalJock:
Location: Dallas
Email: timtotaljock@aol.com
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 20''s
Height: 5''11" (180 cm) Weight: 180-190 lbs (82-86 kg) Build: Muscled
Hair: Short Light Brown
Body Hair: Light Facial Hair: Smooth
Cock: Cut 8-9" (20-22 cm) Thick
Calls: In/Out
Smoking: No
Rates for time only(US $): Session=300
Date: 05/2006 Type: 1 Hour Rate: 300
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Other website Which: rentboy.com
Reviewed Before? Yes Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience: I was compelled to notify those seeking an extremely hot guy with an amazing body and HOT FACE to consider TimTotalJock. I am a closeted, married, bi-guy who hires periodically. Tim is versatile but I’m a strict top. He has the most unbelievable ass I’ve ever seen on a man. He really seems to let go and has a great time when you play with his nipples and he is an incredible bottom! I imagine he must be a great top as well with what looked to me like a very nice 8.5/ 9 inches.
He is very intelligent and very, very clean. He is very particular about safe sex and using condoms for everything he does which I liked most about him. I imagine he must meet all types of individuals and one does not always connect with everyone. We connected very well and I’d definitely see him again. I’m attractive, in shape and well hung. He and I had a fantastic time and I think he is worth every penny. In fact, I think he should up his rates. He is worth it! He is the perfect package. Clean, safe, very handsome, very nicely built and lots of fun.
Handle: BiDrHungTP
Submissions: First Review
Previous Reviews:
You: I am a closeted, married, bi guy who is very concerned about discretion and safe sex. I am 100% top and prefer masculine guys who know how to let go and have a good time. I am attractive, 40 years of age and in shape. I really had a great time with Tim and I think other decent, clean guys who are concerned about discretion and safety will have a similar great experience.
Review #3, 04/24/2006
Name: TimTotalJock:
Location: Dallas
Email: timtotaljock@aol.com
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 20''s
Height: 5''11" (180 cm) Weight: 190-200 lbs (86-91 kg) Build: Muscled
Hair: Short Sandy Brown
Body Hair: Peach Fuzz Facial Hair: Smooth
Cock: Cut 7-8" (18-20 cm) Average
Orientation: Gay Kissing: No Masturbation: Gets Anal: Versatile
Roles: Escort
Calls: In/Out
Smoking: No
Rates for time only(US $): 1st=300
Date: 3/2006 Type: 1 Hour Rate: 300
Rating: Satisfactory Hire Again? No
Where Found? Hooboys M4M
Reviewed Before? No Match Description? Yes Lived up? No
Experience: I was recently in LA on business and our schedules did not mix for us to meet up then. I received an email that he was visiting Dallas the same time I was on business, staying in the same hotel, and decided to schedule an appointment. Due to his higher than average rate, I only booked an hour appointment. We talked on the phone prior to the day and the day of our appointment confirming when we would meet and establishing what I was into. I told him I enjoyed masculine men that kiss, am very oral (giving and receiving), and like to top. He stated he was good with that and that we would have a great time.
After I arrived at the hotel, I called with my room info and we arranged to meet 20 minutes later after I had cleaned and brushed up. He arrived promtly at 9:32 pm. He saw the money on the table, counted it, then pocketed it immediately, saying thanks. Tim is definitely "model gorgeous" and has a face that equally matches his flawless body. He obviously works very hard and it certainly shows. He is one of the top 3 best looking men I have ever had the pleasure to have sex. His cock is nice, thick, and has a fun curve to it when hard that just points out at you, very enticingly. He entered the room ready to undress and get down to business after saying hello. Being in a bathrobe, and him undressing before you is a good sight to behold.
As we first touch and I reach out to suck on his nipple as requested, his cell phone goes off. He quickly darts to his bag to retrieve, then engages another customer concerning a potential appointment. He ended the call and said: "sorry, but I am waiting on another guy to call for later, and I haven''t heard from him yet." He rejoined me on the bed, and 30 seconds later, the phone goes off again.
This time he talks with another potential customer about how long he''s in town, what he does, asks what is of interest, when he is free, etc. I am waiting patiently, but growing impatient. After this 2 minute conversation, he mentions to the caller that he needs him to call him back in an hour, because he is currently busy. After this call ends, he hops back into bed, grabs some lube, coats his dick, and offers me some to "get myself going." He then lays down and asks me to suck on his nipples and finger his ass since this "gets me hard." After less than a minute of this, he reaches for a condom and asks if I am ready to fuck. I cover and lube up, he spreads wide, and I have a nice ride in his ass, which is firm, round, and a beauty. We change a couple of positions while he plays with himself. After I flip him over and we continue with some hot, steady fucking, he turns back to say he is beginning to get sore and "won''t be able to do this much longer, are you ready?" I pull out, jack a bit, & shoot on his back. The last drop of cum has no sooner landed on his back than he is up to the bathroom, washed, and back in the room putting on his clothes.
He tells me how he enjoys Dallas but had to put a couple of customers in their place that tried to take advantage of him. I get up and he gives me a hug saying he would keep in touch for his future travels to the area. He was out the door at 10:01pm. I would say that he is a gorgeous man with a hot ass and a nice cock. I enjoyed the time, although brief, that I rode his ass. However, he was not interested in kissing or oral, giving or receiving, but was focused on moving things along. I take blame for not putting the brakes on and being somewhat duped. Lesson learned. Bottom line: pretty body, hurried experience, and didn''t live up to what was promised and agreed upon. Certainly the most expensive 29 minutes I have ever spent.
Handle: Wayne
Submissions: Fourth Review
Previous Reviews: Micheal - St. Louis
Vincent Micheal - San Antonio
Jason - Houston
You: Mid 30''s, GWM,average looks, HWP, professional that works a lot. I enjoy escort companionship to explore some fantasies and relieve stress. I
Review #2, 08/17/2005
Name: timtotaljock:
Location: Los Angeles
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 20's
Height: 5'11" (180 cm) Weight: 190-200 lbs (86-91 kg) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Hazel Hair: Average Brown
Body Hair: Happy Trail Facial Hair: Smooth
Cock: Cut 9-10" (22-25 cm) Unknown
Orientation: Gay Masturbation: Both Anal: Versatile Oral: Both
Roles: Escort
Calls: In/Out
Smoking: No
Rates for time only(US $): 1st=300
Date: 7/31/2005 Type: 1 Hour Rate: 300
Rating: Recommended Hire Again? Yes
Where Found? Other website Which: rentboy.com
Reviewed Before? Yes Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience:
First of all I have to totally disagree with the other reviewer. If
your looking for a HOT,SEXY friendly guy this is the one. Tim came over to my
house and was so friendly we sat and chated and got to know each other for a
while. He is an amazing human being who is very interesting. He is a man with an
amazing body.I dont know what this other guy is talking about when the clothes
come off you are in for a treat. The bodys perfect and the dick is beautiful and
his ass is flawless.I am normally a bottom and Tim is a great top but I really
wanted to top him he made me feel comfortable, he made me feel like i was
sleeping with one of my good friends.All in all I have to tell you that this guy
is SMOKIN HOT!!!! If you want a hell of a good time with a very intelligent
educated sexy man. I cant recomend him more. I normally would never write a
review but I really disagree with the last one.
Handle: tattooedpunk
Submissions: First Review
You:
33 year old Tall thin tattooed punk.successful and artistic.
Review #1, 05/27/2005
Name: Tim Total Jock:
Location: Los Angeles (saw him in NYC)
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 20's
Height: 5'11" (180 cm) Weight: 180-190 lbs (82-86 kg) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Hazel Hair: Long Dark Brown
Body Hair: Light Facial Hair: Shaved
Cock: Cut 9-10" (22-25 cm) Average
Kissing: No Masturbation: Both Anal: Versatile Oral: Both
Roles: Escort
Calls: In/Out
Smoking: No
Rates for time only (US $): 1st=$300
Date: 05/2005 Type: 1 Hour Rate: $300
Rating: Satisfactory Hire Again? No
Where Found? Other website Which: Rentboy/Men4men
Reviewed Before? No Match Description? Yes Lived up? Yes
Experience:
This guy is a mixed bag. I had noticed his ads and was really
interested by his good looking body and advertised versatility. He matches his
advertised stats, his pictures are mostly accurate (a couple show him as more
muscular than he currently is), and he is very good looking. Imagine Billy Crudup style good looks with longish hair on top of a body that looks like
Michelangelo's David's slightly older and more muscular brother. He is, like he
says, a jock, with an athlete's body. He is not body builder big or rock hard or
really ripped and defined but very, very nicely muscled and proportioned with
obviously very low body fat. If you saw him on the street in a wife beater and
shorts, you wouldn't be able to keep your eyes off him. His upper body is mostly
naturally smooth and the rest of him is naturally lightly hairy. He is pleasant
and capable of good-natured small talk, in a sort of distant and slightly
guarded sort of way. The actual action was a bit disappointing. He does not
kiss, which given his good lucks is really frustrating. He'll give head, but
only with a condom. His efforts at interaction are sort of perfunctory or
mechanical. I had finished and was mostly dressed within about a half an hour,
and although I had paid for an hour, when I sat down on the bed while chatting
with him, he stuck out his hand to shake mine and thank me for coming, an
obvious hint and very annoying considering his price. If you want a guy with his
great looks and don't care about the interaction, go for it. If you want
anything more, sigh in frustration at the lack of interaction that goes with the
beauty and pass on to somebody else.
Handle: Dutch Al
Submissions: 5 or more Reviews
Previous Reviews:
Aiden/Tampa, Matt #10/NYC, Roman/NYC, Brian/Philly,
Fabian/NYC, Harrison/NYC, Jake #2/NYC
You:
Middle aged, fit, closeted bi top.
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