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Joseph - New York City
NEw York City
Review #6, 01/06/2009
Location: New York City
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 30's
Height: 5'11" (180 cm) Weight: 210-220 lbs (95-100 kg) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Brown Hair: Black
Orientation: Bi Roles: Escort
Kissing: Yes Masturbation: Both Anal: Top
Rates for time only (US $): 1st=300
Date: 11/2008 Type: 1 Hour Where: New York City Rate: 300
Rating: Not recommended Hire Again? No
Where Found? Other Website Which: Rentboy
Reviewed Before? Match Description? Yes Lived up? No
Reading the previous review reminds me of the value of this site because if I had read the previous review, I would have been smart enough to avoid “Joseph.” Instead, I got practically the identical level of service and a smack on the side of the head to boot. I’m sorry that my first review here is a negative one, and in the future I will take the time to praise those who deserve it, but this was a review I thought I needed to write.
I don’t want to repeat the points made in the previous review, though I don’t disagree with any. In brief – I found myself in NYC unexpectedly solo and was unable to connect with an excellent escort, well reviewed on here, whom I have used before. I did not take the time (as I normally would) to cross-check the Rentboy adds with the reviews here, and my negligence paid me back.
Joseph was quick to respond to my message. He asked what I wanted and I made it clear that I wanted to be topped; I liked to kiss; and I wanted us both to get off. He asked nothing about me, and said that my requests were all fine. His rate was $300.00. He arrived promptly at my hotel, though looking like he had been walking in the rain. He was distant and cold. He was much more interested in my hotel and how much I was paying to stay there then he was interested in me. One note of difference with the earlier review – there was nothing wrong with his body. He did not appear bloated at all to me, though he looked a bit more mature than the age on his add.
He quickly got undressed, went to the bed alone and tried to get hard. He all but ignored me. When I sought to kiss him, I got a grandmotherly peck. I got undressed, laid next to him and began to get myself hard. He did not and never would. He played with my chest which I told him I liked and he urged me to get off. I said that wouldn’t happen until I got topped. That’s when he said that he wasn’t going to top me, or get off. I told him that this was a problem, since I had specifically asked for these things on the phone and was told it was no problem. At this point he got up and said that I should just give him $200.00 and he would leave. When I asked what the problem was, he launched into a blistering tirade about me…how I was too fat for him to possible be expected to perform and that I was unclean. At this point, he was yelling. I was stunned by this. I literally stepped out of the shower minutes before he arrived and knew that I was squeaky clean. (I am always conscious and respectful concerning being fresh and clean with an escort.) I reminded him that he was a professional and that this was not a “date,” but the abuse and the name calling on his part only increased. I don’t like to try to guess at other people’s motivations, but he seemed to need to “blame” me for his inability to achieve an erection.
I had actually been prepared to compensate him for his time until he became verbally abusive and deeply offensive to me. At this point I made it clear that he should leave and that he would get nothing from me. Had I been at his place I may not have been so brave and, like the earlier reviewed, forked over cash anyway. But not this time. He then reached over and struck me on the side of the head with an open hand. I must have looked like a complete idiot, because I know that I was completely amazed at what was transpiring and that I was standing there with my mouth open. I did not escalate further; I never was verbally abusive back. I simply told him to leave or that I would call the police. He left.
So, lesson learned. I have never had an escort experience as remotely bad and frightening as this one. With so many good, well-reviewed, professional and happy escorts out there, there is no need to put up with this sort of angry, threatening and unprofessional behavior.
Submissions: First Review
You: early forties, heavy set masculine bearish guy who enjoys to be topped. I like affection and a friendly personality.
I am an escort in NYC. My name is Joseph/Joediesel.
I feel compelled to dispute this absolute nonsense from a violent and seemingly mentally disturbed client that I did actually meet. I had the misfortune of being orally and physically being assaulted by "Nomad" a so called first timer according him. This is one "Crack Pot" client to put on your black list.
My experience with this client who slipped passed my lunatic radar. The first point I want to make is that I told him I get into most things as long as its safe and clean and I would try to get off if I could as far as kissing I told him "a little bit" as I tell everyone in case of UN clean/UN healthy situations that might put myself in danger.
Upon arrival at a men's club/hotel to where this client was staying I was met with a pungent smell of urine from a grossly over weight man (300-350) in his forties. I conducted myself professionally and with kindness as I do with everyone. I got the ball rolling with some with about 20 min of small talk after that I made the initiative and got undressed to where we commenced in several acts all the while I was holding my breath as much as I could. This was another 20 min. which he seemed to be enjoying himself greatly. He told me He wanted to be topped at this point. physically It was an impossibility due to his obesity as well as the odor. I told him I did not think I could top him. WHO COULD? this threw him into a complete rage
I told him to calm down this being about an hour at this point. I got up to leave after bantering on and on. I told him I was trying to accommodate his needs in the most humane way I could. As I was dressing He was "blisteringly belligerent" not that threatened as was stated due to the fact that he lunged for me. I looked at him and cuffed him in the face to stop his violent assault which stopped him still in his tracks. I am not violent, although no one is going to get violent with me over nonsense such as this client from hell. This is supposed to be "fun and friendly" not "mad and angry."
He did not compensate me at all for any of the hour I spent nor did he say he was going to call the police. Why would he? I think its important to review from people who are "NOT" violent and slanderous liars. such as "Nomad"
Review #5, 07/20/2005 -- Response Follows
Location: Manhattan, NYC
Ethnicity: Caucasian Age: 30's
Height: 5'10" (178 cm) Weight: 200-210 lbs (91-95 kg) Build: Muscled
Eyes: Dark Hair: Short Brown
Body Hair: Light Facial Hair: Shaved
Cock: Uncut 7-8" (18-20 cm) Thick
Orientation: Gay Kissing: No Masturbation: Gets Anal: No Oral: Gets Kink: No
Rates for time only(US $): 1st=250
Date: 06/2005 Type: 1 Hour Rate: 250
Rating: Not recommended Hire Again? No
Where Found? Other website Which: rentboy
Reviewed Before? No Match Description? No Lived up? No
I have sent in several reviews in the past few years and thankfully most have been good to stellar. However, the real value of this site is to ID "rotten apples". Joseph, AKA "Maurice" was the worst escort, by far, that I have encountered. He is muscular, but really bloated-- not like his pics. He also claims to like kissing, 69, aggressive play, etc.--- NOTHING at all like this was provided and after 30 mins. I was out the door. I wanted to complain about the charge as I felt I got taken, but felt somewhat threatened if I did so. Try this loser at your peril. Again check some my other rewviews--- I say it like it is, the truth.
Submissions: 5 or more Reviews
Previous Reviews: Fernando-NYC, Josh-Philly, Ricky-Philly, Marcello-Philly, Jaime- Miami, Kevin Thomas-Miami
47 YO well built, gym guy likes other shorter, built guys for hot aggressive fun.
Joseph Responds --
I am appalled at anyone who can write such LIES, about my
demeanor as well as my Physical appearance. I have never looked more ripped than
I do now (not bloated) I treat everyone with respect and dignity even the
crackpots who would rather have Negative attention rather than no attention at
all. The only thing stellar about this review Is that this "Rotten Apple" needs
to back to the MotherShip!
PS I have no record of this questionable client in my records.
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